LMAO Happy Tenth Birthday to my stinky, Akasha. Moves like... Jagger?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzGw5Bz2c18 Arsenio is back.. but why does he look like the Vampire that ate the canary, in this shot?? lol left my phone in someone's car... #thatIsAll two years later and i am STILL rotflmao at Joe Jonas.. looking like a drunk epileptic on stilts My mood tonight: "Over dickie dickie _______ get stab, and get burn up wit acid, bad bad bad.. girl brush next [mi] man, end up in a body bag." when you tryna get to know someone and they wanna be "mysterious and sexy". :) BAM!!! Kinda PO'd that Facebook won't let me use my name... Cuz it got Ass..Ass...In It... How am I supposed to get y'all to remember how to spell ANSATSUSYA? Cool book for tweens/teens.. I read it too, not too juvenile for me to enjoy. :P #free I was gonna go to the movies today.. but i think I'll just curl up with a book instead and lock my doors...
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Do mice understand Irony?? Move my fridge, find…

Do mice understand Irony??
Move my fridge, find mouse-hole.. go under sink to get traps.. I’m all out… so I reach wwaaayy in the back for that long ignored, never used box of poison. It’s empty.. huh???
for a brief second, I stare at the empty box in confusion, trying to recall when i used it up…finally shrug as i toss it at my garbage bin.. It lands on the side..
Takes me a second to process the huge mouse-chewed hole in it’s bottom.