Did you hear the one about the man…
Did you hear the one about the man who killed his stepfather with an atomic wedgie?? only in Oklahoma
Sitting here eating Oreos and giggling to myself... Feeling loved is a great phucking feeling!!
boo
Beware the Ides of October... damn Libras...
Happy What-did-I-do-to-deserve-you-people Day to Horus, Turk, and Valkyrie.
"Optimist." someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play." Robert Brault
**cosign**
Don't get it twisted. I AM STILL ME!!! That kinder/gentler shyt went out yrs ago. Don't be taken in by the cute smile and fooled by who u think i should be.
lol We've encountered a few of these Majestic creatures.
"What's your dental plan?"
"Don't get cavities!"
"What's the health plan?"
"Same but with hepatitis and shingles."
Another one for my Teenaged FB 'friends'. @[1611417292:2048:Kimberly], @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], @[100001682603322:2048:Travon]
interesting
awesomeness
If you know anything about me... you know I'll Never set foot in this bytch. So... "oooh cool".