they got me with this one.. Tell me you don't know 5 fool who would join such a church, ri'naow. God don't need no matches.. "Oh lawd Jesus it's a Fahr." my guilty pleasure.. buttwatching.. LOL it's better when the guy actually likes girls, but i can't get straight guys to Twerk. lol Someone left a jar of Jif in my house... THANK YOU!! PB no J for breakfast.. #uselessstatusupdate I need _______. (feel free to add to the wish list) every day my daughter comes home sweaty, smelling like a wet puppy... I want a genetic evaluation. lol (forgive me) hummmmmm Elle, Horus, Sabyra, doesn't this sound like us? "Misery loves company, so avoid people." ~ London so accurate, i was afraid to laugh for fear i'd miss a point. Wondering if i should retire back to my cave or continue to be the person i've been all this week... Don't know if i should do either. Shared from @[608686503:2048:Iyah] the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood... lol I take my lunch break and my kids are watching "Into the woods". #winning