Dear women… Being forty and single is not…
Dear women… Being forty and single is not a failure. so if you happened to be listening to a former stripper who claims being a wife is “an accomplishment”.. well…
my alarm is going off... i don't wanna go to work. :( i tired.
**insert my boss's voice saying. "Shoot, I didn't get tired until I was 42 years old"**
lol.. My favorite Edged-Weapon Retailer lists all the "wimpy" knives that will soon be allowed back on airplaines. Yeah! I don't have any of these either. lol
I been asking this chick to hang out with me for like 3 years now, and she always stands me up. Lona, you breaking my heart :P
where the hell did all the CSS on my website go???
Ho, Yo baby what's your name? (giggling my ass off... I miss Theresa)
Vidi, Vici, Veni
Facebook: Where people you refuse to actually speak to can make smart comments about your every published thought.
Was gonna say something about the Maya Rudolph show.. then Janelle Monae came on and it all flew out my head... #DatAzz
Feel old... Came back from my interviews and been asleep ever since. Its hard work being smart AND cute.
IJS
FYI.. you might wanna check the "other" folder in your FB inbox..
BOOM!!!