Dear Cricket population of Oklahoma CIty.. Outside my…
Dear Cricket population of Oklahoma CIty.. Outside my window you are amusing. Should you venture into my home, and skitter across my peripheral vision, there are 3 points of consideration…
1) I’m from New York.
2) You look like a cockroach.
3) I am jumpy as hell in this city devoid of sirens and gunshots…
Please don’t say i didn’t give fair warning..