"LIFE: you get naked a few times and eventually kids come along. PARENTHOOD: Everytime you wanna get naked.. the kids come around." I know some of you skinny bytches need some... :P "What's your dental plan?" "Don't get cavities!" "What's the health plan?" "Same but with hepatitis and shingles." April 3rd. eek. Happy 16th Birthday to my twins. Now, please be 4 again so I can pretend to be in my twenties. Bomani, need chocolate... picked up 2 bags of "Hacks" candies at Pathmark... WTF?!?!? LOL.. Coulda-Woulda-Shoulda... you coulda gotten out, you woulda gotten out.. You shoulda left with Michonne my favorite t-shirt printed today :) I was homeless with a GOOD paying job freakin Shannon! I'm here tryna figure what line from the Boondocks to use as my status, and this summerbeach beats me to it. Free @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], you and me... up to the 4th one... then it's you and your effiing 8 pack. Lol
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Attencion: “HOs don’t get Bonuses.” ~Toledo Boogz. Translation:…

Attencion: “HOs don’t get Bonuses.” ~Toledo Boogz.
Translation: all y’all sidepieces, jumpoffs and bootycalls… You know who you are and what you are.. Stay in your lane and stop trying to get rich off of other people’s hard work. NO! you will not be the next Kim K, so strap on your EFF-ME Pumps and head back to the bar, and not to the TMZ offices.