“An unexpected relationship will become permanent” Dear Fortune…
“An unexpected relationship will become permanent”
Dear Fortune cookie company.. if this curse is activated, expect blood and fiyah to rain down upon thee.
Think its time my kids experienced "The Last Dragon." :) Who's the Master???
I find myself procrastinating... Arrgh!!!
OMG there is an animated series for DEXTER... I am in sociopathic cartoon heaven
I hope my real ones never turn on me.. But if they do (and i kick their ass) then I want this shirt.
"we've turned fellowship into fraternity.."
Some people need to hear a preacher say it.. Others still waiting on christ himself to tell them to cut the shit.
Did your mother give you her secret Guava Cheese recipe??? LOL
Wearing my Red Lantern shirt today... You think they'll take the hint?
#NotToday
The Old Spice DreamBoat dating Kathy Griffin???? I LOVE Kathy but.. NOOOOOOOO!!! Give him back, he's mine!
Presented without commentary.. because i can't verbalize it all.
What she said
brain pain migraine sleep
BOREDOM SPEAKS: I want a grilled cheeses sammich... but there is a black hole in the fridge that makes my cheese disappear. I also want a coke.