3:30 am, mini-me walks into my room and…
3:30 am, mini-me walks into my room and tells me she’s dressed for school. And for 5 minutes i thought i overslept…. little girl if you don’t take your arse back to bed. but now… I’m UP!!
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"Think I'm gonna do a sit up today" LMAO Nelson.. Best status ever (for right now, until he does another hilarious one.)
@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]. the hits just keep on coming. pun sooo intended lol
interesting, at least!
Pancakes for dinner... Why? Because I Can!!!
Kinda PO'd that Facebook won't let me use my name... Cuz it got Ass..Ass...In It... How am I supposed to get y'all to remember how to spell ANSATSUSYA?
When I was small they used to tease me because my hair was peasy, hard and greasy...
My LAFF of the day:
Arsenio Hall: I'm getting in that Ass.
Clay Aiken: you might wanna rephrase that.
Arsenio's face Priceless
I feel a change coming on..
Hi, My name is Tamara, and I'm a lardass. lol
Lol...
The amusing thing about a double standard... It's never as rational when looked at from the other side.
is Hawt Right Now!!!