Weird Al: Word Crimes @[683157405:2048:Eric], @[506775409:2048:Tameka] and other assorted writerly peepls Off to the school to command some respect for my children.. Hopefully all my insane personalities will stay home 'cause they really wanna beatabytch. Ain't that the damn truth. lol LOL, for my friends who is thinking about quitting Coke (blasphemy)... Who else remembers this? lol.. I'm ride or die for X ... but this shyt right here.... smells like he's cashing a TMZ check to me... ain't enough coke in the world. lmao Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia : the fear of long words. When you keep seeing grown folks talking about New Mexico being "across the border" Just realizing that my "Status" from 22 hrs ago was not supposed to be a status.. so much for mobile updates. I swear I say this monthly.. but it's a wonder that my kids still manage to survive, and I don't drink... or smoke... Ting DUn!! Commuting: there was an accident on the V P N lines on my way to work.. have'ta wait til the tracks are cleared... lol "What's your dental plan?" "Don't get cavities!" "What's the health plan?" "Same but with hepatitis and shingles."