So far Best B'day ever... I'se in heaven!!! And I haven't even gotten to my Oreo Icecream Cake yet :) wooo Did you hear the one about the man who killed his stepfather with an atomic wedgie?? only in Oklahoma hmmmm... got this "dress" sitting in the shopping cart like "Where can I go looking all hoochiefied and thotrific??" lol #DontJudgeMe I wanted to be @[390498117668666:274:Rumplestiltskin~Mr. Gold]... But Regina's good too How to scare your son: 1) say.. boy you need a haircut... 2) immediately follow up with.. where are the clippers your dad left me. BWAHHAHHAHHAA Girl A said.. " I didn't get no loving." Girl B says... "But you got jewelry." SMDH. .. PRIORITIES!!! Kale chips!! OMG... Green leafy crap that actually tastes good. Epiphany, i love your vegan ass. lol Happy Mother's Day to all da Moms... and the sole custody Dads :) Horus.. you realize that now I can't hear this shyt without cracking up right??? #theseHoesAintLoyal Why am I on EVERY one??? lol MR FREEMAN... I got your mommy and she's making me liver. Hee hee LMAO.. West Indians make 'tea' with everything right?? Anyone tried steeping some weed in hot water? just curious..