Two of my favorite people have birthdays next week.. Lawd, please don't let me forget because they will kill me.Vin Diesel and the Rock in the same movie.. I'm about to have an 'gasmic blackout.. Throw in the POTUS and i may never recover. lolPresented without commentary.. because i can't verbalize it all.Slowly surely, I walk away from:One does not need to be a Buddhist to deal with "my crazy ass".. one simply needs to have balls. Apply that as you wish. #bitchassness #YourNameHereThis is my dance y'all and humpty hump's my name. LoLOK.. go find the Trailer for Kick-Ass.. laugh your ass off... It might be funnier than the actual movie, but sooo worth the 3 minutes of ur life.Catching up on the Apprentice and for the second year in a row, I'm finding I wanna jump on Lil Jon. Swagger and Intellect: Gets me everytime.So many jokes so little space; started my workout 2day. It involves washin my hair daily. In a week I'ma have a neck like Ahh-nold did in 'Conan'.I need to take a "Mental Health" week... soonGuess what's gonna be stuck in my head all day?Nerd Yo'Mama Jokes...