Someone was giving me shyt about being “single,…
Someone was giving me shyt about being “single, by choice”… but umm, have you actually tried the other options?
It’s really hard to be selfish AND apathetic while successfully having a relationship.
Read it.. Loved it.. Major stalker, I mean fan of the author.. and she never calls the cops on me.
I wanted to be @[390498117668666:274:Rumplestiltskin~Mr. Gold]... But Regina's good too
@[100000605568334:2048:Horus Elder] Birthday cake :)
"We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us!!! " LMAO
Mom's recipe for fun.. Ground son.. take away electronics.. watch him entertain himself with celery and a bottle of salad dressing.. LMAO Bomani
I am sooo tired, and in the back of my head someone keeps screaming "Chaaaamayne Daaaahlaaaain, wake up is joovay mornin"
Bad start to what should've been a great day... Oh well!! Still i rise and all that shyt... To those who know, can a chick get a Slish, please?!?!?
Parenting is the greatest of the 'hum-a-few-bars-and-i'll-fake-it' skills. -- Edgar Freemantle (Stephen King's 'Duma Key')
Everytime someone says, "Take it to the Lord in Prayer" I wanna say "I did, and he told me 'Girl, you know i invented shrinks right?'"
@[1059565612:2048:Kirk], @[599992983:2048:Jazz]
http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/5/3/the-empire-releases-an-anti-may-the-4th-video.html
I know some people...
Yay, Lime Juice.