Happy Father's Day to all the Fathers. Happy Free-Pass Day to all the sperm donors.. Don't front, you know which category u in. just remind to y'all Funny how putting on a #TeamPetty t-shirt makes me feel petty. I think I'm gonna make a couple of #RichBitch shirt for the rest of the week. And which FaceBook Star are you??? And now for something completely different.... http://gofobo.it/UH5T1I Ha SMASH!!!!! Is that what's wrong with me? I thought it was the caffeine real talk: get yo kids... because if your 12 yr old is calling my house after midnight, I'm hurting somebody's feelings. is tired... Tamara is sleepy... our body won't stay down.. Argh insomnia Did i Mention: that my babies are both CPR certified? WOOO!! psycho proud mommy moment. Facebook: where "a penny for your thoughts" gives you unlimited insight into empty minds... and ha'penny change.. (applies to twitter too)