The closest i came to losing my shyt…
The closest i came to losing my shyt today was when my daughter, my firstborn, walked into the room in her gorgeous prom dress, makeup and hair done … and said HE cant go to prom because he has to baby sit.
lol.. My favorite Edged-Weapon Retailer lists all the "wimpy" knives that will soon be allowed back on airplaines. Yeah! I don't have any of these either. lol
Someone, whom i happen to love, was hurt.. and I can't help thinking "Karma, you pretty Bytch, thank you." and i feel a bit guilty about that.
nothing i can think of saying feels good enough..
@[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], @[1307799706:2048:Boogz], @[100000605568334:2048:Horus] @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]... I'd go see this lol
"each of us is a fiddler on a roof, trying to scratch out a pleasant simple tune without breaking our necks." ~tevye, FIDDLER ON THE ROOF (paraphrased)
LMAO. He killed me with the Fiddler on the Roof bit
downside to going to work with my book on my mind..
"hi tamara this is Amy calling from..."
***Wraps towel tightly around neck... checks back pocket for guide***
POKE!!!
Did your mother give you her secret Guava Cheese recipe??? LOL
"If God's gon' take me as I am.. guess i already got on my Church Clothes."
soo... umm.. science is soooo sexy
So Arizona passes a bill that says pregnancy begins 2 WEEKS BEFORE CONCEPTION...
SMMFH