“An unexpected relationship will become permanent” Dear Fortune…
“An unexpected relationship will become permanent”
Dear Fortune cookie company.. if this curse is activated, expect blood and fiyah to rain down upon thee.
Hmmm... Need to say something witty, sexually loaded and amusingly ambiguous... oh phuck it... maybe tomorrow.
What I'm listening to right now. @[1096010169:2048:Epiphany] explains my profile pic.
All I'm saying is.... August 9th, Yo!!
wink wink nudge nudge... say no more, say no more
Lol... another social media takedown.. dude was selling to undercover cops for 2 years and they STILL couldn't get him.. until he opened his big mouth online.
One does not need to be a Buddhist to deal with "my crazy ass".. one simply needs to have balls. Apply that as you wish. #bitchassness #YourNameHere
I don't care what you think of the Smiths... I stand by the opinion that THIS is what parenting is supposed to look like.
http://craziestgadgets.com/2012/03/28/star-trek-enterprise-coffee-table/
OUCH!!! Love CollegeHumor
@[100004008558005:2048:Bomani]
I want Donuts!!
is about to enjoy the hour and 40 minutes before the kids come home from school.. WTF?!?!
In the hospita (i'm ok) ... they park my wheelchair in front of a TV... faux news is on. Comeon man.. whatever happened to "first, do no harm"?