That moment when you open a fortune cookie…
That moment when you open a fortune cookie and it says: “KMS is golden rule. (Keep mouth SHUT)”
Okay.. This one made me laugh out loud. Be safe NY.
@[1200142262:2048:Theresa], @[618653055:2048:Jewel], @[1392898079:2048:Ramona]...
Ummm Linda McMahon just won the republican senate primary in connecticut... LOL the WWE goes to washington.
http://www.upworthy.com/an-albino-model-has-had-to-explain-why-hes-black-and-not-at-the-same-time?c=exit1
Random Thought... Mark Ballas... smooshing all the stars??
wonders to which state (south of NY) should she move?? OK ain't south, Meemo. LOL
"When you're a professional, you come back no matter what happened the day before." Billy Martin. via Laurell K Hamilton
As long as an enemy is judged solely by his appearance, his victory is assured.
I'm stronger, I'm wiser, I'm better, much better.... and using it for the benefit of the darkside... (sarcastically faking an evil laff)
PREACH!!!
my sun brought me half a cup of water, suddenly i'm channeling Seon and laughing at myself.
this was a good listen