Two reasons you’d never catch me doing this.…
Two reasons you’d never catch me doing this.
1) I’ve never met a bike I didn’t crash.
2) I’m crazy.. but not Bruce Wayne crazy
Parenting: you're doing it right when out of nowhere your kid starts quoting Monty Python and Mel Brooks.
As soon as u decide what conditions u wanna put on that unconditional love.... lose my number.
She walks in Beauty, Like the night.
"we've turned fellowship into fraternity.."
Some people need to hear a preacher say it.. Others still waiting on christ himself to tell them to cut the shit.
@[1159762839:2048:Fawziyyah].. what i was trying to say.. in less words lol
hates (no r) bad spelling.. (quitting) and is a little punch-drunk
What she said
lol
My name is "Pastor Offering".. LMAO!!
LOL.. even better than the shake weight (which i still think is a SNL joke)
It's that time of year; When the SERIOUS lag between the emptying and refilling of my pantry turns me into a Chef.
LOL.. you KNOW they did too.