911 oper.: Sir, the man that hit you…
911 oper.: Sir, the man that hit you is he black, white or hispanic?
caller: I dunno, whatever you wanna call it.
911 oper: well what does he look like to you?
caller: He looks like one of Jesus’ children.
911 oper: well what’s his skin color?
caller: I don’t *f*ing know. I don’t see no skin color.