bout to drape myself over this body pillow and go to sleep.. In other news.. you know your ass need to be where this pillow is.. :) "you treat all the women you admire this way??" "Oh yes, I undress them and tie them up." Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond in Casino Royale. LADIES... Question.. What is your IDEAL height on a man? You know, the height you'd write down if you were making a checklist. Dear World: Snow is cold. Going outside barefooted is NOT recommended. Love Shuri Ha. When i started watching this, i thought the kid was emulating the adults' previously rehearsed choreography... "each of us is a fiddler on a roof, trying to scratch out a pleasant simple tune without breaking our necks." ~tevye, FIDDLER ON THE ROOF (paraphrased) I was homeless with a GOOD paying job Two phucking earthquakes... and an allergic reaction to shrimp.. my night is going downhill fast Up at 3 am cleaning my stove... WTF!!! Proof that celibacy is not a healthy and sane life choice. lol needs less sleep and mo rest. when an author says a book "just wrote itself"... Ever wonder why they didnt stop it??? I love the innernets
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Last week I discovered that i still fit…

Last week I discovered that i still fit into pants I bought 15 years ago. Been wearing them everyday.
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…Can’t get them off.

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