Someone left a jar of Jif in my house... THANK YOU!! PB no J for breakfast.. #uselessstatusupdate Wearing a Jiva Fang T-Shirt today.. because effective marketing begins with my boobs. Okay.. The roti got me fien'in.. Quiero Bacalao con batata y platanos say it with me... Why am I awake? Wow!! Sleep!! I almost forget what that is sometimes... Overslept, lemme start my commute to work. My desk looks so far away right now. Has decided that today I am gonna be Gorgeous. Downright Divalicious. Dear World... You just can't compete with a man who buys me swords. Sincerely, this chick Watching Clash of the titans: " We know how to kill... and we enjoy it" hee hee lol.. Terry Crews is Straight?? It's 6:30 am... why is my son on the guitar???? I blame the Grandparents. LMAO!!!!
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Facebook asks.. “What books have you read?” and…

Facebook asks.. “What books have you read?” and offers me the following options:

“The pokey little puppy” “The Berenstain Bears” “Go, dog, go”, assorted Dr. Seuss… and “TWILIGHT, NEW MOON”.

I would be offended that Facebook assumes my reading level to be so infantile.. but then DR. Seuss does raise the bar a bit.
So instead I’m offended that the Facebook Algorithmn puts Twilight at the same exalted level as ANYTHING written by Theodor Geisel.