when that ONE thing sets you off... and you looking real crazy lighting a BBQ grill at 1 am. #PyroProblems I really really wanna make a joke about the Bible and Zombies.. but I think even my most Christ-like friends would kick my ass. @[548179327:2048:Seon], lol perfect gift for you... a pick punch. www.vat19.com/dvds/pick-punch-make-your-own-guitar-picks.cfm Where would i be today if i said yes when that guy asked me (on the 3 train) to marry him? FYI.. you might wanna check the "other" folder in your FB inbox.. Well??? I await an answer!!! not pointing any damn fingaz... O_o Like a gringo!! @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren] Lmao.. Mi don wid her. "YOU ARE SO RANDOM YOU KNOW WHAT A MOUSE IS GONNA DO NEXT" I owe I owe, it's off to work i go... and if i don't update this status again before 4pm.. someone call 911.. there's a heat stroke victim in my office. :) I'ma need 48 days.. because I'm skipping all the crunches :)
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My kids don’t cry often (not for real…

My kids don’t cry often (not for real at least).. and when they do, I don’t take it lightly.
Passing your bullshyt on to my kids is asking for it. I’ve had my say before, and I’ve warned you…
Free passes are over… From here on out, I’m kneecapping bitches.