drunk dialed by the guy who cut my…
drunk dialed by the guy who cut my lawn last summer. then drunk dialed again.. because he forgot what i said to him.. which was “don’t ever call me, sober or drunk”
That moment when you open a fortune cookie and it says: "KMS is golden rule. (Keep mouth SHUT)"
lol.. but you know what... I wouldn't address my sociopathy in therapy.. :)
I'm on my NY shyt, I think i'm hot son... I'm phucking awesome.
Sex, Blood, Fire and Steel
RhaRha.. consider wearing Depends. @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]
where would i be today if i had not picked a fight over a frilly shirt?
No Words!!! soo much laughter, but no words
@[599992983:2048:Jazz Walker], @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren Tamar].. Erik Estrada es muy Guapo!!
the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood...
lol I take my lunch break and my kids are watching "Into the woods". #winning
Janet, you would appreciate this more if you were not so damn Platinum. @[1307799706:2048:Sabyra]
Thank the heavens... I've found Malta Goya in Oklahoma. I can now happily foresee a future without CocaCola. Sadly, I'll be hella fat. lol
First AI, now Kid Rock.. this brand of consumer focused sanity is spreading way too slowly.