Don't mess up with Sam Jackson. You will NOT get a pass. Kids not home... I'm free to write SMUT and have chocolate for dinner. WOOOOOO!!! Why am i awake? So far Best B'day ever... I'se in heaven!!! And I haven't even gotten to my Oreo Icecream Cake yet :) wooo "Hola, Me llamo Inigo Montoya, tu mataste mi padre. Prepa..." "Inigo, yo SOY tu Padre." "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren] feeling lost in translation as my muse is lost in transit. Well.. at least we can kiss Iraq goodbye. Yay!! Timeline photos Happy Smurfing B'day Dwayne and Scipher... How could I forget??? hee hee SelfPubs: Censorship comes for you.. I think i dropped my GPA by getting 2 more B's... get out the whip, let the self Flaggelation begin... i like this #truth tried to explain this to one of those "change the way you dress" older guys Nerd Yo'Mama Jokes...
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“If homosexuality is a disease. I’m calling into…

“If homosexuality is a disease. I’m calling into work ‘gay’ today. And as I met my partner at work I will argue that I contracted gay at work & your tax dollars can pay my workers comp while I relax at the beach.” ~Alee Angel (random facebook stranger)