“mommy ur recipess are good, lets pretend u’re…
“mommy ur recipess are good, lets pretend u’re a cook”.. dunno if i should laff or bean her with a can of chef boy-R-D
My mind: It's graphic. Expressed it. Grasp it.
It kills me that the only faces of color are The Roots..
Finding it hard to sleep. FEARS. Sheesh!! 1 little scorpion.
Why do you #hashtag #everything??? #itsnotthatserious #isit? #really? #getalife.com
Today is the Fifteenth anniversary of my first epidural..lol HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY TWINS.
Catching up on "The Pretender" before i study.. Michael T. Weiss would've made a great Dexter.
I can only get away with this if the cowboy and the fireman are girls... but shyt..
find them, friend them, fool them... 2 F's to go. lol
LOL I love #5
Working on a site for a friend, and suddenly my "Writer's Coma" lifts and I have an entire chapter running thru my head... Damn you Attention Deficit!!!!
Up at 3 am cleaning my stove... WTF!!! Proof that celibacy is not a healthy and sane life choice. lol
Mami, el negro esta rabioso, quiere bailar conmigo, y dice "call me papi".. Mami, el negro scares me..