"... In fact I snap back like a rubber... Band..." Two phucking earthquakes... and an allergic reaction to shrimp.. my night is going downhill fast Dear Facebook.. I opened my browser for a reason, but this damn page opened with it and now i don't know why i came online... CURSE YOU, SOCIAL NOT_WORKING is lying in bed lamenting her lack of internet connection. guess i'll just have to talk to my kids. "With blood and rage of crimson red, Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead, Together with our hellish hate, We'll burn you all--That is your fate! **giggles** "Thamkfully, if you were the last man on earth, I know lots of hot girls." Jiva Fang is finally knows what she wants for Christmas... a Palm T|X and every edged weapon EVER wielded by Riddick or Blade in a movie. which is a lot to ask for. Why I'm doing my best to go organic. @[26310538:2048:Papo 'Swiggity' Santiago], i thought that video was a little short... here it is.. all 5 minutes of it. Stalkers United Motto!! I was gonna go to the movies today.. but i think I'll just curl up with a book instead and lock my doors...
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“ONE WINTER a Farmer found a Viper stiff…

“ONE WINTER a Farmer found a Viper stiff and frozen with cold.
The snake said to the Farmer:
“If you pick me up and hold me to your stomach, your body will make me warm.”
The Farmer said:
“If I do that you will bite me.”
The Snake answered:
“Why would I do that if you save me?”
The Farmer had compassion on the Viper, and taking it up, placed it in his bosom.
The Snake was quickly revived by the warmth, and resuming its natural instincts, bit its benefactor, inflicting on him a mortal wound.
“Oh,” cried the Farmer, “Why did you bite me after I saved you?”
“You knew I was a snake when you picked me up,” answered the Viper.”