@[512044855:2048:Vanessa], I take it back.. I dont hate…
@[512044855:2048:Vanessa], I take it back.. I dont hate ALL christmas carols LOL
It's Towel day... and whatever you do.. DON'T PANIC.
LMAO...
"Latino is a culture, not a race, so heâs not winning any brownie points for looking like a cooked gringo.
Que estupido"
ERB with Key and Peele
Friend let me drive her car today.. she didn't even have a panic attack. Lol. But we've established that I need a manual transmission.
Dear World: Snow is cold. Going outside barefooted is NOT recommended. Love Shuri Ha.
Don't drink water.. Fish have sex in it. :)
**Stolen from a Hartbeat video**
THIS IS SOOOOOO WRONG!!!! **she says as she posts it.**
thinking of ways to be a better mommy.
He pokes me, I like it... she pokes me, I like it. Nobody else poke me.. I got a threesome going.
'Morning FB... I don't wanna be awake.. can i get a doctor's note for my responsibilities today???
If you're getting app requests from me... SORRY! There is a very persistent app that won't just DIE!
falling 'sleep on my keyboard.. wake me up for the schoolbus