“That’s the beauty of the internet. 24 hr…
“That’s the beauty of the internet. 24 hr hour access to everything from twerking kittens to criminal records.” Sherlock Holmes, Elementary
I'm stronger, I'm wiser, I'm better, much better.... and using it for the benefit of the darkside... (sarcastically faking an evil laff)
"The Force" is actually Duct tape. Has a Dark side, a Light Side, and it holds the universe together. (and i can strangle you with it)
Drunknly stabbed myself while trying to eat sushi with chopsticks.. yes THIS is how tired I am.
they got me with this one.. Tell me you don't know 5 fool who would join such a church, ri'naow.
early morning giggles.. this took me a minute to get
Grumble!!
When you walk by the mirror.. and the chick on the other side is cute af.. :)
Day four of making/eating breakfast and other assorted "as a family" crap. I think we'll keep up the breakfast habit. but ugh I hate playing nice before noon.
i'm awake... I hurt... oh yeah, i'm awake. :(
***Insert explosive sound effect of your choice here***
Sex, Blood, Fire and Steel
Scotty, beam him up PLEASE!!! but LMAO..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5hae6PlPYA