Everytime i find myself staring at Facebook with…
Everytime i find myself staring at Facebook with nothing on my mind i ask myself “didn’t there used to be other websites on the internet?”
82 degrees and Hailing.. Wooooo OKLAHOMA!!!
This is a freaking AWESOME PSA... wear your fargin seatbelt, you speedy bastages.
Tempus Fugit.. or more specifically.... "Sed fugit interea fugit irreparabile tempus, singula dum capti circumvectamur amore"
"Why is "thot" & "turnt" is well understood but you guys still do not know the difference between THEIR, THERE, & THEY'RE." ~ Nekia-Nana
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia : the fear of long words.
Is wondering if LXD is coming back.. dadburnit
Missing my boogerhead daughter :) who is having fun with her Meemo and hasn't thought about calling me in a week. moooo..
y do i let dumb stuff aggravate me?
@[100000605568334:2048:Horus], come get yo girl before some dragon gets hurt.
It's sad when internet ganstas wanna start beef like they're rappers.. Bytch you ain't nobody's Biggie, Fiddy, or Diddy.. saddown somewhere.
Y do i hear the pitter patter of lil feet at 2 am?
Something I know @epiphany would appreciate. :)