“According to astronomy, when you wish upon a…
“According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star….you’re a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams. Have a good weekend.” Ah Tony, Tard would be so proud of u
@[100006258401258:2048:Katana], @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani] ... He's Caillou, Caillou..
LOL.. Moment of truth.. It's storm PM, do you know where your man is??
Drive is like the Transporter starring Dexter... on valium... SHEESH!!!
#Repost to meet my mindless nonsense quota
#Shwing!!
I want!!
just found out they are retelling SpiderMan AGAIN.. GOOD GRIEF Hollywood.. we haven't forgotten the last one yet
Breakfast: 50 grams of Carbs ... a MANGO ... Eat your heart out Carb Haters. I'm off to the gym
I swear I say this monthly.. but it's a wonder that my kids still manage to survive, and I don't drink... or smoke...
Two of my favorite people have birthdays next week.. Lawd, please don't let me forget because they will kill me.
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!! FLOTUS scores, FLOTUS scores!!!
one day i'll be able to sing this song!
I hate when people post pictures of shyt I don't like..and it looks so interesting that i want it.