@[100000605568334:2048:Horus], come get yo girl before some dragon gets hurt. Crying... laughing... will never look at ice or fruit the same again Happy Mother's Day to all da Moms... and the sole custody Dads :) is cold and cranky LMAO.. I am not heartbroken or anything... I'm actually just being my usual random, sleep deprived, A.D.D self. Well.. It's about that time of night when we'd be missing The Walking Dead.. So I give you the Singing Corpse. April 3rd. eek. Happy 16th Birthday to my twins. Now, please be 4 again so I can pretend to be in my twenties. Bomani, And that's the bottom line!!! Thing I am least proud of in my life: Being a nerd in school AND having nothing to show for it now. FOHWTBS! "Some calling me a sinner, some calling me a winner.. I'm calling you to dinner.. and you know what i mean." Can you "just be"? You ain't NOOO good!!! THE WORST!!!
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my daughter tells me that the Bible says…

my daughter tells me that the Bible says that same sex relationships are wrong… So I grabbed the Bible and my newest sword and brought up her recent thieving ways. Needless to say she wont be quoting SHYT to me any more. And no, I did not chop off her hand, though it offends me.