"It's been so long since I had sex, I forgot who ties up whom." -Joan Rivers" I consider sex a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get." -Mae West 82 degrees and Hailing.. Wooooo OKLAHOMA!!! the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood... lol I take my lunch break and my kids are watching "Into the woods". #winning Is missing BTR and all that other junk people with REAL internet connections do. lol Is that what's wrong with me? I thought it was the caffeine Being President means: When planning a date, You never have to wait on line for tickets.. bring the show to your wife. tonight's artists were on Fiyah. Ya tu sabes!! hmmm.. yum! why am i awake? @[100000315271386:2048:Rha-Rha Tamar], I'm the kid in the back seat who wont stop talking. notice me. notice me. notice me. notice me. notice me. five poems, five publications and 5 excuses why i have not submitted... can someone come click this send button for me. my guilty pleasure.. buttwatching.. LOL it's better when the guy actually likes girls, but i can't get straight guys to Twerk. lol