Y'all better keep checking in cuz i don't wanna be laughing while Jaws is dragging you out to sea. (doubt this is real but gotta love humor in adversity) Breakfast: 50 grams of Carbs ... a MANGO ... Eat your heart out Carb Haters. I'm off to the gym could not resist :) I'ma need 48 days.. because I'm skipping all the crunches :) My Brain, no Drugs... Why did I not start drinking? Smoking? Something? why am i awake? ... and the books, and the photographs, and the jewelry, and the painting/sketch/graphicDesign... and ... dammit everything else. My virtual husband just filed for divorce because I don't eat pork... feeling some kinda way about this. Lol "That's the beauty of the internet. 24 hr hour access to everything from twerking kittens to criminal records." Sherlock Holmes, Elementary LOL.. you KNOW they did too. #Repost to meet my mindless nonsense quota #Shwing!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xq6mfbX7_Y Theresa.. They got JOKES!!!