My darling son.. being threatened with unconsciousness stopped saying NO, and bought me lunch. My 'Nate' is in denial and my 'Micah' is too far away... Who's a girl to do??? Anyone seen 'Jason'??? Scientific proof that my depressed azz needs to stop abstaining... LMAO **but oh so serious!!** ~~Emails from Iraq!!! ~~ Funny how 3 short lines of text can lighten up a girl's whole disposition. (specially after 3 bombings) The results are IN... You are NOT... the brightest crayon in the Crayola Spectrum!!! Drive is like the Transporter starring Dexter... on valium... SHEESH!!! Yep... the real-dumb-licans are right... the Muppets are pushing a REAL dangerous agenda: teaching our kids shit like acceptance and love. UH MA MANE!!! thinks that her word twist score sux and is embarrassed is wishes her son would stop caterwaulin in da kitchen Home again, home again, jiggy jig jig On da road again. Think i'm out of misery and into ar can sass