My son just Force-Choked me.. he said all…
My son just Force-Choked me.. he said all I needed to feel better about my dead laptop was to have Superman striptease. #DEAD
Sitting in a motel room sewing a clasp on a sequined gown.. about to do hair. I guess I'm. Officially a pageant mom. :) Iaintboutdatlife
in Vegas?? Really?? SMH??
Where's Michonne when you need her?
Drizzy made me Brownies and they are soooooo good.. If he stays in that room with the 3DS I'm gonna eat them all.
LMAO
waching DeathRace.. Just finished DeathRace2.. MMMMM STAAATHAAAMMMM!! (homer simpson voice)
Door opens... Ex-husband walks in room. lol My son has grown out of the "looking like Uncle Charmion" phase
I know some people...
sitting in the most GANSTA Place in the world waiting for a face to face interview. 'Pray for me'
getting tired of people.. looking forward to disappearing "off the face of the earth" for another 6 months. (y can't y'all just do what I want)
a) @[70358446004:274:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
b) "Bill Nye"
c) "@[7720276612:274:Neil deGrasse Tyson]"
= EPIC Rap Battle of SCIENCE
So Arizona passes a bill that says pregnancy begins 2 WEEKS BEFORE CONCEPTION...
SMMFH