Grumble!! Weird Al: Word Crimes @[683157405:2048:Eric], @[506775409:2048:Tameka] and other assorted writerly peepls LMAO... this dude Actually says.. "You gotta make sure your mouth is PRISON READY".... ***Pause*** SHYT!!!! I just realised my ex-husband is gorgeous. PHHUCK!! lol Dear World... You just can't compete with a man who buys me swords. Sincerely, this chick Up at 3 am cleaning my stove... WTF!!! Proof that celibacy is not a healthy and sane life choice. lol Taking a break from studying... Today is a literary contest, publisher research, interview preparation kinda day. Feeling like Wolverine... repressed rage with a hard-on for an unavailable hottie #IJS LMAO.. West Indians make 'tea' with everything right?? Anyone tried steeping some weed in hot water? just curious.. About to try adding a new chapter to the NaNoWriMo story... Working to the dulcet soothing tones of UFC battles. :-) This one's even better than the others..