“5 Rules of happiness: 1. Don’t Hate 2.…
“5 Rules of happiness: 1. Don’t Hate 2. Don’t Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply.” Halimeh Jazmin Barrie
Yin/Yang
That moment when, while still working at 5am you realize your brain quit working at 2.
#FallingAsleepToSoundOfAlarm
I feel the need for some changes, and the desire for others.. too bad my desires don't always match my needs. Change is a-coming...
Is suddenly in the mood for a Myspace Survey.. Let the Juvenile hilarity ensue
Guns don't kill people... "Metal leaving a barrel shaped object at 2,200 feet per minute kill people" ~ Brendan Sta
To all the women out there who don't need a man... More power to ya... Cuz a brother with some muscles would be highly appreciated in THIS house RIGHT NOW!!
The Swagga, ummm Saga, continues.. lol.. @[1200142262:2048:Theresa], you gonna make me have to watch this with children, aren't you?
Living Life-Ville... amazingly enough, by birth, not by Zynga.
Reconnect with the love of your life: Spend five minutes with yourself.. just you..
I wanna say something funny to kick off my B'day, but all i can think of is my pillow.. I need sleep.. wwoooo happy b'day, Insomniac.
I like this...
"Promise me you won't drink anymore, and I'll give you a cigarette"... Said TO a pregnant woman at a bar.