The Boy: Mom, i got 8 out of…
The Boy: Mom, i got 8 out of 8 on my test.
Me in angry voice: Why didn’t you get 9??
The Boy: o_O da FUg???
shee-it if i gotta spend my saturday proctoring schoolwork, I’ma get my “evil mom” laffs in.
Can't be in Grenada?? Thank heavens for the Agricultural Exports of Mexico.. Mango for Breakfast.
One day, I will buy a house. and in that house I will do this with all the knives and swords people have given me over the years.
Scientific proof that my depressed azz needs to stop abstaining... LMAO **but oh so serious!!**
stupid school, stupid "healthy head check" untwisted all my kid's locz..
Dummy of the day award goes to : ME!!! For making up the annoying song that is now stuck in my head
Because... SCIENCE!!! lol
Insert frighteningly personal paragraph of TMI here.
In bed, feeling like crap... Matt Murdock keeping me company
@[1200142262:2048:Theresa], Get yo Kids!!!
IRONY!!!
I'm loving this dude... note the talons on the feet.
I write to work out my problems... Writers Block is my brain's way of saying.. Today you are OKAY!!!