Yippee Kai-YayI want!!"What's your dental plan?"
"Don't get cavities!"
"What's the health plan?"
"Same but with hepatitis and shingles."Guns don't kill people... "Metal leaving a barrel shaped object at 2,200 feet per minute kill people" ~ Brendan StaJust watched this with my girls.. Me likey.This one's even better than the others..The price of having no kids for 2 weeks... I gotta do my own dishes and take out my own trash. SHEESH!!!IF YOU KNOW ME.. YOU know I need THISYou know you are burnt out when: You keep rotating a circle in Photoshop and can't figure out why the image does not change."If God's gon' take me as I am.. guess i already got on my Church Clothes."If, like me, you like Paragraphs in your posts.. Shift Enter solves the pesky issue of premature posting caused by FB's latest 'upgrade'."An unexpected relationship will become permanent"
Dear Fortune cookie company.. if this curse is activated, expect blood and fiyah to rain down upon thee.