my kids recognize this as the "Amanidiot" moment. "Optimist." someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play." Robert Brault Dear lawd!!! If I don't control my newsfeed this man is gonna send my needle right on over to 6. Am i the only one who heard the president channel Dr. King last night? LOVE this pic. LOL Romance isn't dead.. It's simply been relocated to the cyberrealm. lol Hello world. Not staying long.. between fat fingers and autocorrect I'm looking downright illiterate. Timeline photos I'm PROUD!!! and scared @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani] Parenting is the greatest of the 'hum-a-few-bars-and-i'll-fake-it' skills. -- Edgar Freemantle (Stephen King's 'Duma Key')
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“Don’t just fuck the police. Date the police.…

“Don’t just fuck the police. Date the police. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Make the police fall in love with you. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.”
at 4am Anthony is hilarious