@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren Tamar] My HomeGirl always has the best quotes.. @[100000315271386:2048:Elle], have you heard the full version? @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani] my phone just died.. i lost my charger yesterday.. If it makes you feel better to think I'm ignoring your calls and texts, lets go with that.. Is it just me or is Christian Bale getting sexier? Still funny looking, but sexier.. "Tap the bottle and twist the cap." Dammit: They've discovered my pet Kraken... And I was soo hoping to surprise you with it. LMAO!!! Dumb jokes=> The Lorena Bobbitt virus: Turns your hard drive into a 3.5" floppy. Arrrggghhhhh!!!!! Wearing a Jiva Fang T-Shirt today.. because effective marketing begins with my boobs.
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Two strangers, a man and woman are seated…

Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together. The man turns to the woman and says, I’ve got a hypothetical question for you miss.
The woman, curious, says “O.K. shoot.”
The man says “If a man were to offer you one million dollars to sleep with him, would
you do it?”
The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers “I guess I would…. for a million dollars.”
The man smiles and says “Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five dollars?”
The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man,
“Of course I won’t. What do you think I am!”
To which the man replies, “We’ve already determined WHAT you are, now we’re just
negotiating the price.”
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