Happy Father's day to all my Geeks, Freaks and Fam. Bunch of kids sitting around my house making noise... What i wouldn't give for a wheelbarrow and a Holocaust Cloak.... :) You know you are burnt out when: You keep rotating a circle in Photoshop and can't figure out why the image does not change. LMAO... this dude Actually says.. "You gotta make sure your mouth is PRISON READY".... ***Pause*** You gonna let this man say his grandmother made better Guava cheese than your mother?? I tired... and i aactually got some sleep. gotta get my discipline on for this J.O.B. but eh, bad habits and all that. Needs to stop getting tweets and status updates on my phone. At 6am i dunno if i love y'all that much. Finally, Actually IN Oklahoma! Woo..... Hoo. (droopy) Purple Two-headed DRAGON!!! (b'day gift) A Christian who reads his bible... I dare anyone who thinks Homosexuality is a sin to sit thru his ENTIRE lesson and then prepare your response. I've been complaining about not wanting to plant a garden in this rented home... i like this idea. Romance isn't dead.. It's simply been relocated to the cyberrealm. lol
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Two strangers, a man and woman are seated…

Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together. The man turns to the woman and says, I’ve got a hypothetical question for you miss.
The woman, curious, says “O.K. shoot.”
The man says “If a man were to offer you one million dollars to sleep with him, would
you do it?”
The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers “I guess I would…. for a million dollars.”
The man smiles and says “Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five dollars?”
The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man,
“Of course I won’t. What do you think I am!”
To which the man replies, “We’ve already determined WHAT you are, now we’re just
negotiating the price.”
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