Life is funny... that is all two years later and i am STILL rotflmao at Joe Jonas.. looking like a drunk epileptic on stilts Thank the heavens... I've found Malta Goya in Oklahoma. I can now happily foresee a future without CocaCola. Sadly, I'll be hella fat. lol Yeah, i would sooo do this Tech mom humor. http://xkcd.com/327/ Happy Tenth Birthday to my stinky, Akasha. Just Saying... #CharminSoft #midget #Stalker #Creeper #Asshole #Jerk #Thirstmeister #hungry %Hashtags I'ma need my East coast fam, especially Far Rock and LI to check in.. hope you are all safe. In regards to my last post.. It's a JOKE, people.. neither my DNA nor my HUMANITY allows me the luxury of being TRULY racist. I miss my Knightmare. 6:15 am.. where did the time go? I should go to sleep for 20 minutes just so my body knows it's a new day, huh? Insomnia is a beast. my guilty pleasure.. buttwatching.. LOL it's better when the guy actually likes girls, but i can't get straight guys to Twerk. lol Yup!!Not a single Phuck is given!!!