Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to…
Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of it. But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my throat.
stop doing that, let me rest.
if wishes were horses... I'd be saddle sore.
Muscle weighs more than fat.. This beautiful figure right here is "OBESE" on the weight/height body chart.
Stop watching the scale, watch your body!!!
Happy Smurfing B'day Dwayne and Scipher... How could I forget??? hee hee
some of these are cute.. but i got too many peoples in NY to be truly amused.
Timeline photos
She walks in Beauty, Like the night.
picked up 2 bags of "Hacks" candies at Pathmark... WTF?!?!?
@[1059565612:2048:Kirk], @[599992983:2048:Jazz]
http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/5/3/the-empire-releases-an-anti-may-the-4th-video.html
lol
Dear World...
You just can't compete with a man who buys me swords.
Sincerely,
this chick
I am awake.. I sooo shouldn't be.