So the gun that someone tossed into my backyard for my kid to find, is not real. Yay! took my kids to movies.. havent done that in years... was fun.. bu now i'm broke lol :) "I can't Breathe" #WhenItsYoursThenWhat? is tired and certifiable Can someone tell me why the girls fight all day and then wanna be best friends at the top of their lungs all night??? "you treat all the women you admire this way??" "Oh yes, I undress them and tie them up." Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond in Casino Royale. lol LOL I love #5 So far Best B'day ever... I'se in heaven!!! And I haven't even gotten to my Oreo Icecream Cake yet :) wooo Ice cream truck is playing "joy to the world" and "We three Kings" lmao How to scare your son: 1) say.. boy you need a haircut... 2) immediately follow up with.. where are the clippers your dad left me. BWAHHAHHAHHAA Hmmm... Need to say something witty, sexually loaded and amusingly ambiguous... oh phuck it... maybe tomorrow.