Happy Tenth Birthday to my stinky, Akasha. ... words escape me... Parenting: you're doing it right when out of nowhere your kid starts quoting Monty Python and Mel Brooks. Who wants to buy me a Surface Pro 3? I got a coupon for $479 off. lmao RhaRha.. consider wearing Depends. @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren] Life is funny... that is all My son has my cell.. and is texting my ex-boyfriends.. should i be scared? Parenting is the greatest of the 'hum-a-few-bars-and-i'll-fake-it' skills. -- Edgar Freemantle (Stephen King's 'Duma Key') WHY is it so HOT??? I'm ready to go home now!! dear man who thinks I'm oh so hot... i would look oh so much hotter wearing my Profile pic.. Oh look mother's day is around the corner.. LOL is 'bout to make cracker jack... Finished 3 more CSR apps. Changed my application email so you unruly FB knuckleheads can't cost me my jobs. BigBrother is tweeting you.
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← Jiva Thoughts

me: are you on facebook? her: no! *aleesa*…

me: are you on facebook?
her: no! *aleesa* must’ve opened her door and turned off the internet.
me: huh?
her: when she opens her door we lose the internet. it doesn’t happen often. sometimes she never leaves her room.

gotta love my fam