RhaRha.. consider wearing Depends. @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren] If EYE was a Trini... I'd be heading up a petition to block this fool from flying my flag in his videos. but anyway... this is funny Not sure what aspect of the pic has me drooling... I'm just go with "ooooh sword!!" About to fall asleep, long enough to be rudely awakened by some LOUD Beenie Man.. in time to study and virtually run some errands.. YAY time management NOOOOOOOOO Okay.. Life does not get any more awesome than Samurai Sith / Jedi.. damn i wanna tag a few people.. lol Can't sleep. Too noisy too cold. Just waiting on the 3am phone check LOL @ my kids... "why do you keep falling??" "who, Akasha??" "Yeah" "I dunno. Maybe Gravity hates her." My name is "Pastor Offering".. LMAO!! that moment when you hear out loud, what you sound like in your head (sometimes, y'all, sometimes lol) and the race for Skynet status continues. (i have not read.. too busy to do anything more than freak out over headlines lol)
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So apparently, @[109613135724211:274:Salman Rushdie] tweeted a limeric re:…

So apparently, @[109613135724211:274:Salman Rushdie] tweeted a limeric re: K-dash’s divorce..
Dear Mr Rushdie, If you keep feeding it, it will never go away..
“The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian,
her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share?
But kardashian fell klean outa fashian.”