that moment when you hear out loud, what you sound like in your head (sometimes, y'all, sometimes lol) meh lol My friend from OZ on Thanksgiving: "I've had turkeys, but i had no idea what it was about. I thought you had to feed an Indian, to say thanks" Having one of those mornings when I'm looking in the mirror like "Damn, I love my ass" #ThanksForSharing lol Sad the the people I most want to watch this with are thousands of miles away Geek Random bullshyt... Why do all my grey hairs have black roots? Age is just phucking with me. LMAO.. Beyonce in BlackFace.. Mariah Carey next. i'm going back into my hole... waiting for my mothership to take me away from this crazy ass planet. Been too long since I played this... Dear Facebook.. I opened my browser for a reason, but this damn page opened with it and now i don't know why i came online... CURSE YOU, SOCIAL NOT_WORKING D@MMITT!!! Happy belated b'day, Jonesie... Ya old bastage u!
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On September 31st, 2011 Facebook will start charging…

On September 31st, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, use a PERMANENT marker and write on your forehead the word S-U-C-K-E-R, and then stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all the while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on.