Ever went fishing off the Carenage??? To all the women out there who don't need a man... More power to ya... Cuz a brother with some muscles would be highly appreciated in THIS house RIGHT NOW!! Time for me to go to bed.. who's coming with??? Love it when someone says they will put a bullet between my eyes, rather than "Shoot the fair one". Fear me puny mortals.. LOL Rocking my exclusive design for KURVY Kitten. Amanda, Ebony, Candice, Theresa ...When a dude figures out just how Alpha you are, so he spends the rest of his alloted time trying to get you to do what he wants. #howCute Respectfully apologizing AGAIN for all the junk i talked about Sammo BEFORE watching Ip Man2 Lol for my iBoys who swear by apple iVerything.... Mami, el negro esta rabioso, quiere bailar conmigo, y dice "call me papi".. Mami, el negro scares me.. Fantasy Football for a good cause... :) Sitting here eating Oreos and giggling to myself... Feeling loved is a great phucking feeling!! I want a DNA test.
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On September 31st, 2011 Facebook will start charging…

On September 31st, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, use a PERMANENT marker and write on your forehead the word S-U-C-K-E-R, and then stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all the while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on.