(all you “keep the day holy” people read…
(all you “keep the day holy” people read this tomorrow) Movie line of the year: “you stick thumb up nice lady’s butthole or i stick my fist up yours.”
That moment where for the first time in your entire life, you wish you owned a clutch purse. #PromNight #1stWorldProblems #theyGrowUpSoFast
I had to follow with Beethoven's 5th.. Da da da DUM!!!!! Da! da! a! DUMMMM!!!
I just found the downside to NOT clicking "like" on anything anymore. I have not seen Humans of New York in my feed for about 2 weeks. :(
funny funny.. The adjustment will go smoothly for most West Indians.. We'll be charging by the hour for assisting the rest of y'all.
is thinking about love and life and laffing. Is thinking about Baghdad and homecomings. Is thinking I hate being a nondriver. Is thinking I need a job.
Dear lawd!!! If I don't control my newsfeed this man is gonna send my needle right on over to 6.
where is the closest sex shop?
Carpe Cola: Seize the Coke. It's closet time people.
@[1059565612:2048:Kirk], @[599992983:2048:Jazz]
http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/5/3/the-empire-releases-an-anti-may-the-4th-video.html
misses bein tickled.. (fetishists need not apply)
ERB with Key and Peele
waching DeathRace.. Just finished DeathRace2.. MMMMM STAAATHAAAMMMM!! (homer simpson voice)