“Thousands of candles can be lighted (sic) from…
“Thousands of candles can be lighted (sic) from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” ~ attributed to Buddha
PARENTING FAIL: Asked my daughter to tell me a detailed approach to diagnose a BOOT failure.. and she says "Maybe it has a hole in it?"
Horus, Elle, Greg, Bomani...
Boogz, I'm intrigued by her. still, I'm secretly pleased she brings no stories for me to tell...yet.
She needs a name.
"An unexpected relationship will become permanent"
Dear Fortune cookie company.. if this curse is activated, expect blood and fiyah to rain down upon thee.
is sick!!! Pray for my 'meemo' y'all.. she got a long morning ahead.
I'ma need 48 days.. because I'm skipping all the crunches :)
@[1200142262:2048:Theresa]...
Hello world. Not staying long.. between fat fingers and autocorrect I'm looking downright illiterate.
Everytime someone says, "Take it to the Lord in Prayer" I wanna say "I did, and he told me 'Girl, you know i invented shrinks right?'"
LMAO.. I'm Captain Planet Muthafukka
@[547226564:2048:Charmion]
Bakes (fried dumplings) and Tuna Tartare.. West Indian Gourmet. lol
boo